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[asiancigar]

Just watched the replay ...... De Gea would have saved that Elanga goal but fat fuck Banana was rooted to the ground like he was wearing dumbbells instead of boots !!!!!!!!!

[escobar43535]

Actually thought United looked ok until they got near the box but Forest are so good at what they do though, bro

Have to say, I’m really surprised in 2025 that the way Forest play is working so well, feels like a complete anomaly??

Originally Posted by Rickey

Seems like nobody watched the match early this morning including me...n yes ChrisSutton n JonesKnow r both spot on with their prediction of a 1-0 win for Robin Hood n his men ...pussies turned useless again ...can't defend, can't attack... where's the Capitan ?? ...n it takes an old boy Elanga who they threw away to Forest for cheap to teach them a lesson how to run 2/3 of the pitch n score...

pussies, pussies wat to do with them ??...got rid of a 'deadwood' to get another deadwood ...that's how good their recruitment team is...sigh

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

Oops all still kooning....it seems they kena the goal becos of Garnacho n Banana as usual don't know how to stop the ball from going in

Looks like the international break only makes the pussies more lethargic.

Again they concede early.....

Elanga started the run in his own half and 3 pussies were on him, yet no one managed to shackle him. Or at least nick the ball off him.



And what's new from Onana, looks really slow getting down, like a fat banana.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by escobar43535

Actually thought United looked ok until they got near the box but Forest are so good at what they do though, bro

Have to say, I’m really surprised in 2025 that the way Forest play is working so well, feels like a complete anomaly??

Yah, actually they were quite ok this morning according to wat commentators say but they got useless strikers who try as they could but never able to put the ball into the net ...last match against Robin hood's men they were thrashed 3-0...so it's a improvement in some ways ...

Yes bro not only u but everybody else is surprised by Forest being so good this season as last season they were fighting against relegation....is it due to the new clever manager taking over from the last deadwood manager ??

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

Looks like the international break only makes the pussies more lethargic.

Again they concede early.....

Elanga started the run in his own half and 3 pussies were on him, yet no one managed to shackle him. Or at least nick the ball off him.



And what's new from Onana, looks really slow getting down, like a fat banana.

Yalor international breaks r not only time meant for players to rest n recuperate but it also gives players more time for training

But when a team is having a good momentum, it is easily broken by the slow down of the one or two weeks break

As for banana nowadays he can't keep clean sheets ...every game he will surely kena 1 goal at least if not more by the poor way he tries to stop the ball from going into his net.... hopefully they get a better goalie than him asap if they want to win games

[lacoruna69]

I didn't watch the match.
I was looking at the starting lineup.


Where were De Ligt and Yoro when Elanga burst forward?
I only see Mazraoui at the back.
And again, what so good about De Ligt? He is slow poke also.

Interesting to note Maguire was sub in for Yoro in the 88th minute.
But Amorim wanted Maguire to play upfront.
According to report, Maguire managed to create some nuisance in the Forest backline.
And that last minute stoppage shot, if not for Murillo, Maguire will again be the hero.
What is Zirkzee and Hojlund doing the entire match????

[escobar43535]

When Maguire is played in attack, it has to raise all sorts questions on the effectiveness of your attack bro

As for Forest, full credit to Nuno, deserves to be on the list for manager of the year bro

Originally Posted by Rickey

Yah, actually they were quite ok this morning according to wat commentators say but they got useless strikers who try as they could but never able to put the ball into the net ...last match against Robin hood's men they were thrashed 3-0...so it's a improvement in some ways ...

Yes bro not only u but everybody else is surprised by Forest being so good this season as last season they were fighting against relegation....is it due to the new clever manager taking over from the last deadwood manager ??

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

Just watched the replay ...... De Gea would have saved that Elanga goal but fat fuck Banana was rooted to the ground like he was wearing dumbbells instead of boots !!!!!!!!!

Heard they r going to get DDG back....don't know how true...if so, they r admitting they made a mistake to force him out of the club to replace him with the clown banana...but think it's better to get a new goalie that is better than both of them...to me, they already hv him in Bayinder

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

I didn't watch the match.
I was looking at the starting lineup.


Where were De Ligt and Yoro when Elanga burst forward?
I only see Mazraoui at the back.
And again, what so good about De Ligt? He is slow poke also.

Interesting to note Maguire was sub in for Yoro in the 88th minute.
But Amorim wanted Maguire to play upfront.
According to report, Maguire managed to create some nuisance in the Forest backline.
And that last minute stoppage shot, if not for Murillo, Maguire will again be the hero.
What is Zirkzee and Hojlund doing the entire match????

This shows how useless their strikers n manager r...hv to depend on defenders to score goals...n the knucklehead's poor selection of players for his starting XI costing them the game e.g leaving out Hojlund for the game when he just scored 2 goals, one for country n one for club

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by escobar43535

When Maguire is played in attack, it has to raise all sorts questions on the effectiveness of your attack bro

As for Forest, full credit to Nuno, deserves to be on the list for manager of the year bro

Their attack has been toothless for a long time bro hence the number of goals they scored is so little, a record low for such a famous club

Nunos espirito Santos is a underrated, relatively quiet n humble manager that can deliver good results if he has the right players with him

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

Heard they r going to get DDG back....don't know how true...if so, they r admitting they made a mistake to force him out of the club to replace him with the clown banana...but think it's better to get a new goalie that is better than both of them...to me, they already hv him in Bayinder

If I'm DDG, I won't go back.

Toxic culture somewhere...all the players who went off to other clubs are doing very well. Maybe except Sancho.

Moreover, the club owes DDG a decent testimonial sent off. Just kick him out like that. That's no way to treat an 11 year-old club veteran.

[ChrisSutton]

Man United v Man City

Sutton's prediction: 1-2