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Old 16-06-2007, 05:05 PM
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Diving lessons

Its the school holidays,....so children.....its time for some holiday tutorials...

MUFF DIVER....To eat pussy....eat the beaver.....lick the cat.....to bury your face on a womans pussy and lick her clit wif random sucking here and there.

A good muff diver know to focus on the woman's clit.....sucking occasionally on the pussy lips.

Tips on being a good diver.

1)Use slow , steady licks.Slow and steady.Start wif kissing her on the mouth [the other lips]....then onto her breasts....then navel....onto her inner thighs....outer lips.....THEN....finally the clit.

2)Relax your toungue.You will be able to lick longer....if not , you will probably get a cramp within 5 minutes.

3)Use the broad part of your tongue to lick the entire pussy lips....and the tip when you attack her clit.

4)Don't forget you got hands.USE THEM.Draw circles around her nipples while eating her......or finger fu*k her at the same time.Maybe even a finger up the asshole.

5)Lick everything .....labia....clit....inner thighs.....Basically get your whole face messy.

6)If you are up to it....make your tongue rigid and fu*k her wif your tongue.Its called tongue fu*king

7)Get your girl involved.....turn her around......let her be the boss.Let her sit on your face......only she will know what angle works best for her.Let her guide her pussy to you.

8)You also got a nose......use it to nuzzle the clit.

9)Occasionally suck her pussy lips.

10)Also.......HUM to her pussy.I don't mean singing a song.By humming....she gets a sensation similiar to a vibrator.

11)Those of you who worry about taste/smell.....Well , in the first place....you two should have showered together.Helping your girl bathe and washing her down there is a good prelude to a good session.

12)Lastly.....Once you start.....don't stop until she cums.Your girl will be more fed up wif you if you bring her half way and then your tongue cramp up.Remember tip #2.

Well.....Thats what i learnt so far.Been practicing for years.....so far suck-Cess rate is pretty good.

Remember....Every man knows how to Fu#k.....But not everyone knows how to make a woman cum wif his tongue.As i m still learning.......any further contributions are welcomed.CHEERS
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